Trump steps on his own micropenis once again
The last time the U.S. economy failed to create jobs over the course of a full month, Donald Trump was still an adolescent boy hitting on 14
You can't spell 'Donald Trump fails' without 'Donald Trump'
So Republicans have officially announced that they’re pulling the Graham-Cassidy-Heller-Johnson-Fuck-You-Poors bill.
The Obama economy that Trump trashed two years ago created 358,000 more jobs than Trump has
The latest jobs report revealed a slowdown in employment growth for the month of August. The economy added 156,000 jobs, falling far short o