Because he drags the trash INTO the house rather than out of it
On the same day that several New England Patriots, including Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady, declined to visit Donald Trump's White House,...
Because even David Copperfield wasn't lame enough to make an aircraft carrier disappear
Over the weekend, while Donald Trump was playing my-dad-can-beat-up-your-dad with Kim Jong-un, he claimed he was sending "an armada&quo
He hires only the best callow idiots
So if you were concerned that man-child-in-law Jared Kushner is taking on too much responsibility in the Trump administration and is...
Because nothing is funnier than Donald Trump recommending a book with blank pages
This morning, the Great and Powerful Ooze tweeted thusly: So in case you're keeping score, here are the only books we have any reason to...
Because he thinks playing a game of nuclear brinkmanship is just like firing Stephen Baldwin
Apparently, some Americans still think Donald Trump might "become presidential." Well, anything might happen. Paris Hilton might sequence...
He's discovered he can destroy properties almost instantly now without having to buy them first
Like a lab rat who just discovered that tapping the horizontal bar next to his food dish releases oxycodone pellets, Donald J. Trump now...
He gets excited about war, chocolate cake, and Maria Bartiromo, in that order
So Trump just sat down for an interview with Fox Business Network's Maria Bartiromo, who asked all the tough questions, including...
He tweets like he's being catheterized with a Silly Straw
Donald, please accept the following tweeting tips in the spirit in which they're given: While most world leaders wouldn't pay a hooker to...
In just three months, his golf vacations have already cost more than 12 years' worth of Bill O&#
As a private citizen, Donald Trump continually criticized President Obama for golfing too much and wasting taxpayer money on unnecessary...
Because a romance novel cover model with a glistening, leonine mane of hair is a far more serious pe
This is Fabio: This is Fabio after getting hit in the face by a goose on a roller coaster: See the look of exasperation and creeping...
