Because he drags the trash INTO the house rather than out of it
- Aldous J. Pennyfarthing
- Apr 20, 2017
- 1 min read
On the same day that several New England Patriots, including Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady, declined to visit Donald Trump's White House, Trump welcomed some REAL, respectable, common-sense patriots to the Oval Office.
From left to right: Woman who was once arrested for bringing a loaded gun to an airport; guy who claimed he dodged the Vietnam War by shitting his pants for a full week before his draft physical; woman who quit her elected office with 18 months left in her first term for no apparent reason; guy who got five draft deferments to avoid serving in the Vietnam War, including one for bone spurs in his heels; unfortunate woman whose vagina (not shown) has ventured perilously close to the gravitational event horizon surrounding the seated guy's left hand; rapper and former crack dealer.
FUCK. YEAH.
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