Because he drags the trash INTO the house rather than out of it
On the same day that several New England Patriots, including Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady, declined to visit Donald Trump's White House, Trump welcomed some REAL, respectable, common-sense patriots to the Oval Office.
From left to right: Woman who was once arrested for bringing a loaded gun to an airport; guy who claimed he dodged the Vietnam War by shitting his pants for a full week before his draft physical; woman who quit her elected office with 18 months left in her first term for no apparent reason; guy who got five draft deferments to avoid serving in the Vietnam War, including one for bone spurs in his heels; unfortunate woman whose vagina (not shown) has ventured perilously close to the gravitational event horizon surrounding the seated guy's left hand; rapper and former crack dealer.
FUCK. YEAH.
