He claimed Obama was the worst president ever — and then blindly trusted him on one of his most impo
This morning, the Great and Powerful Ooze tweeted thusly:
First of all, that "fake news" catchphrase has gotten staler than "watchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" You are the cultural equivalent of MySpace — which also got extra lame the minute Rupert Murdoch bought it.
Secondly, you said Obama couldn't do anything right. You constantly called him incompetent. In an interview with Savannah Guthrie less than a year ago you said Obama "has been a disaster as a president. He will go down as one of the worst presidents in the history of our country. It is a mess. ... He has done a terrible job.”
So why are you trusting this incompetent moron to vet your most important advisers? You said Obama was literally the worst president ever. You were supposed to make government efficient and businesslike. Did you hire new VPs at the Trump Organization because they'd mastered the bun toaster at Carl's Jr.? Don't you think you'd want to double-check a dangerously incompetent man's work — or maybe it was just fine because we're only talking about our country's top advisor on national security.
Finally, Obama told you not to hire him! According to NBC News, one source told the network that Obama said Flynn "was not suitable for such a high-level post."
And he was being diplomatic! Here are just a few other reasons Obama could have mentioned for not hiring Flynn:
Obama fired him for being "disruptive."
He's a nutty conspiracy theorist who once suggested that Hillary Clinton was involved in sex crimes with children.
He is the reason you tell your kids not to crawl into the back of windowless white vans with adults, no matter how many Werther's Originals they're offering.
